Let’s pretend I didn’t have a panic attack last week re-thinking why I even decided to sell my condo in first place.
[back story? I don’t want to live on the first floor anymore; I want to feel safe opening windows on cool evenings, and sit on my balcony without all my neighbours walking by. I’m sick of students living above me (omg with the stomping – think Mr. Heckles on Friends; the struggle is real), and headlights flashing into my bedroom at 3am. Anyway, long story long, I was convinced to sell my place first even though I didn’t know where I was going to move because, being fickle, I’m only considering 4th floor 2 bedroom apartments in one of the 5 buildings in my complex and preferably ones that aren’t dark like my dungeon. Easy peasy. Or not. So I’m moving in with my Dad as of today and can’t seem to fall asleep at night because what if no one on the 4th floor sells anytime soon? I’m an almost 32 year old woman for goodness sakes, why am I living with my Dad? Cue grandma: why aren’t you married? Why did I even sell this place? What’s with adult acne? (I’m guessing it’s tied to afternoon cookies, stress, and sweat) How do you dye a slip cover? Should I try it? Why will no one buy the furniture I’m selling? And then it’s 3am]
So yah. The movers packed up everything yesterday. I’m probably currently at Starbucks waiting to go to the lawyers. Or sitting in my empty apartment. Wanna see what it was like when it was pretty? You do; Team Creeper!

Oh the love-hate relationship with the white sofa and ottoman. The slipcover doesn’t even look half bad, huh? I love it because it’s crisp and aesthetically clean and bright. It was on major clearance at Target last summer. I hate it because it is not actually that clean and I’m paranoid to eat near it or wear my jeans on it and the slip cover usually looks messy. The sofa is well loved (read: old) and while extremely comfortable, it’s saggy and the cushions are lower than the stiff, much newer ottoman thus making my knees hurt when my legs are extended. Did I mention you can see all the hair, lint, dust, and crumbs?
The faux-sheepskin stool is the absolute greatest!
Striped slipcover is also from Target and in a pinch I recommend it, but if you can, buy a chair you like. I inherited this from my dad and it’s already back in his apartment. Again, super comfy but slip covers drive me crazy. They need to re-tucked every time you sit in the chair. There was absolutely a strict “no sitting in the chair” rule for the 2 weeks my apartment was on the market. Technically I had a sweet-ass offer in 8 days.
Aren’t those light pendants THE WORST? They were builder grade and came with the place. They’re so ugly. Who is choosing basic condo materials these days?
The dining room chairs? Tulip from Urban Barn and they’re amazing.

I know you’ve peeked inside the office before. But it’s definitely one of my favorite spaces, and well, where I spend most of my day.

I hate yellow and I love this dresser in the guest room! It was the space that came together the quickest and hasn’t been changed (unlike every other room. I adore redecorating.) Stripes + polka dots = love. It’s simple and classic and the sheets are soft.

I have lived here for 6 years and 2 weeks. 3 weeks? Whatever. It took me a good 5 years to get this right. In the new place the walls will not be cappuccino. Mocha? Let’s face it, they’re brown. And not my favourite. I’m upgrading the bedside tables but everything else stays. The pink and brass stools that look like a bench? F-AV-O-U-R-I-T-E! The key to white curtains on the main floor that gets morning sun? Double them up with a blackout curtain. In this case; there is the exact same navy blue curtain behind the white one; blocks out everything.
No one wants to see the bathrooms but the highlight is polka dot towels. I wish you could see the art/frames in the hallway, but seriously….CAVE. The walls are lined with 8x10s of my favourite photo from each vacation I’ve been on.
My decorating philosophy has definitely evolved since I moved in 6 years ago. I’ve refined my style. And have seen the light that IKEA brown-black is not the way to go. I prefer bright whites but only when I can’t fret about getting it dirty (aka: no white sheets, towels, or couches). I’ve embraced adding pink – I love pink – it should be part of the design. Like I said, I’m fickle; I change my mind about what I like a lot. Thus, my home is filled with carefully selected but fairly inexpensive pieces from IKEA, Target, and Homesense; this gives me the flexibility to buy new cushions whenever I want or add a new throw or quilt to the bedroom or purchase new towels for the bathroom.
Stay tuned for a new apartment mood board coming in a few weeks.
ps: to my dearest extended family who asked “who staged the place for you? it’s beautiful”, I like you the most. My apartment was not staged, this is really what it looked like.
pps: these are absolutely the photos for the listing which makes my apartment look waaaaay less cave-like than it actually is.
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