“Oooh, that sweater has nice long sleeves” …. “hmmm, actually I think I just have short arms”
If the saying “cold hands, warm heart” is true, then I have the warmest damn heart in all the land. I can’t ever seem to warm up my hands. Always cold. Which is why extra long sleeve cozy sweaters (or my short arms which make most sweaters particularly long and cozy) is extra awesome.
Especially when typing on cold mornings.
Yes, I type with my pinky up, I’ve very classy.