2am. Hey, know what would be fun? Googling ex-boyfriends.
Turns out, e-stalking does NOT make one fall asleep faster. Who knew?
In my almost-29 years old-single-girl-stupor, I had a brilliant idea. No, not getting a cat. Day-drinking. That cures a broken heart, right?
Day drinking (alone) does not cure a broken heart, FYI.
I wallowed a little more, ate some ice cream, watched 4 episodes of Chicago Fire (swoony boys help mend a broken heart, and I have a thing for Firefighters), and had an amazing sleep (mostly cause I left all electronics in the living room and probably cause I had a bottle of champagne swirling in my tummy).
ps: if you’re wondering (I was), all the straight boys (yes, 1 of the fellas dates boys now…whole other can of worms) are married or engaged.
pps: it would be a shame to give up all my crushes on Firefighters (un huh, plural) for a husband