Kudos Oscar Hammerstein II, the man who wrote “My Favorite Things”, this is imagery at it’s finest.
I know I’m not alone when saying geese freak me the hell out. (calm my fears here peeps, you think geese are a little strange too, right?) Oh sure, they’re all cute when they walk single file across the park and dip into the lake; but it is not fun and games when they stare you down when you’re eating your lunch.
And you know why geese are cocky little assholes?
These people. Do not feed the f’ing geese!
And don’t worry, I don’t just think geese are creepy, I actually strongly dislike all birds. No wait, little baby ducks following their mama in the water is adorable, but that’s where I draw the line.
(All geese photos from google images)